Am I gonna die??????

I was a drinking for a while then I think I siphoned some gas out of a cop car. I must have brought it home and sobered up a bit but I think I drank some, it must have been at least a quart of gasoline. I am now on my phone in my bathroom and am shitting out fire. My toilet is almost melting, I called 911 but they think I'm on crack. What should I do??!?!!